ARE ALIENS REAL?
August 27th, 2003
Hi! Welcome all to my first blog post! I’ve been thinking about this for more than a while now, and now that I have my own blog, I’ll be able to share it with all of you lovely internet people! So, let’s get to the facts, ALIENS ARE REAL AND I CAN PROVE IT.
Don’t believe me? Just keep reading. We’ll start with what every good alien “conspiracy theory” (though it's not a conspiracy, it’s truth!) is made from, the meteorite of 1993’! Roughly a little more than 10 years ago, the meteorite suddenly hit the shores of New York without warning by any organization.
A few minutes after it hit, various boats, supposedly 12-19 in total, reported to be on size with the Titanic went into sea from the New York ports, which was odd considering the EARTHQUAKE the meteorite caused, destabilizing billions of dollars worth of buildings around the area!
And yet, despite these godly boats being able to survive both the crashing waves from the impact and the shaking earth around them, not a single one was seen coming back to port, any port. In fact, only one boat was ever found, and only because it seemed to be lost at sea.
The details I could gather about the one boat goes like this. Two weeks after the impact, when authorities authorized fishermen to be able to go out to sea, a 6-man fishing vessel headed out. Around 15 miles and 3 hours in, a raging storm threatens the crew, so they try to head back to shore, just to be sent crashing deeper into the ocean. After two hours, when all hope seemed lost, they find a massive boat, almost unmoving with its size, that boat being, of course, the gigantic Titanic mega boat I mentioned earlier!
Reluctantly, the crew latched onto it, as they were scared they would be swept up by the storm to god knows where. After much trouble, they get on, but something seems off. It's dead silent, not a PEEP of sound is heard other than the hum of the engine, still unwavering. They search around for hours not to see a single soul. Eventually, it gets dark, so they decide to bunk down for the night, going into the boat’s deep interior.
As they search for a sleeping quarter, they see room after room, completely empty rooms void of furniture, a singular Lightbulb being the only thing in each one. According to their reports, the interior of the boat had hundreds of these null rooms. Finally, they find a room with beds, just six in total, matching their count. That’s when they notice a corridor in the room they’re in.
As they look to see what’s at the end, they shriek. A DEAD BODY (DUN DUN DUN!!), in the body's hands laying a rock-looking thing, green and white stripes abound on its design. The man’s face is said to be “wiped off”, only a blank slate devoid of any mouth, eyes and other face-ly features. Everyone’s eyes then look to the rock (which was shaped weirdly like an egg) in its hand as it seemed to look back. Everyone except one man steps closer, heading towards the weird item.
As the man gets closer and touches it, his face also suddenly disappears as he falls to the ground, any semblance of who he was gone. The five people remaining start to run away, but that’s when the “rock” starts supposedly LEVATATING towards them, its top detaching slightly as eyes seem to appear on it.
The five men remaining desperately run for their lives, trying to navigate out of the comically large ship as one by one, they’re hunted down and killed. By now, all of them are separated, each trying to get back to sea. That’s when one man gets to the top of the ship again and sees another one of the weird creatures, except it has blue and white stripes. He runs desperately, trying to escape it, but when it touches him, he doesn’t die.
He’s sent back to the pier he set out from, none of his comrades returning with him. He does an interview a few days after the fact, talking about these exact events, and do you wanna know what happens? HE DIES.
And it’s not just dying, his face gets WIPED CLEAN just like his crewmates. If you really believe someone can have every feature on their face ERADICATED without it being the work of the alien, YOU’RE the crazy one.
Now, you may have a few questions like “where’s your proof?” or.. yeah, that’s probably your only question, and to that I say, look at the FACTS. A man mysteriously dies after talking about what he saw, the news reporter dies after taking the interview (did I mention that?) Big, almost titanic level boats going out into the ocean never to return, it all points to a CONSPIRACY.
Why is that most people haven’t heard of this? It’s because whoever made these gigantic boats for this event or the rocks that seem to be able to kill you on command want this hidden, deleted from the minds of the regular-people-folk. Of COURSE no one talks about this, they don’t want to die too!
And that’s why we have the internet! A beautiful creation that lets you share this with your friends and your families, because aliens are real and THEY’RE COMING FOR US. I may be putting my life in mortal peril by publishing this, but isn’t that what every great journalist does? And to you all who still seem unconvinced, don’t say I didn’t tell you so. We'd all better hope we come in contact with the blue rock-creature alien rather than any other of their kind.
Anyways, thank you for reading and have a FANtastic day or night or evening or whenever you’re reading this. If you liked this content, don't you worry, because I'll be talking about the aliens again on my next blog!